A Gotham City Christmas by Dan Sadaba
Dick: “Is this my best side, Donna? Or is this?…could you do this photo as a lenticular so I don’t have to choose?”
Tim: “Hey Damian, don’t you look adorable.”
Damian: ”-tt- Cram it Drake, or I’ll tell Grayson that you still sleep with the Robin uniform he gave you two Christmases ago tucked under your pillow.”
Dick: “You do? Aww Timmy…”
Tim: “You do realise you just made your threat now redundant, Damian?”
Damian: “I do. And it was surprisingly both amusing and worth it.”
Jason: “Hey guys! Look I came wearing my old Robin mask…actually it was your Robin mask, wasn’t it Dickie-bird? I got all your old hand-me-downs, and still do. Although instead of clothes it’s now friends… “
Dick: “What? Oh yeah you bastard! How dare you steal my best friend?”
Jason: “I thought Dan Didio did that?”
Dick: “Yeah, well Roy was one of my best friends as well. You stole him and now I have no best bros!
Damian: “Oh Fuck,Todd, now you made Grayson cry. Aren’t you just a gift to humanity? Why don’t you go—”
Jason: “Would, but your mother already took the liberty.”
[Damian knocks Tim out of the way]
Damian: “You’re going to die again Todd. But this time it’s going to be a lot more painful!”
Jason: “But I haven’t even got to the part where I tell Dick I also got jiggy with his ex-alien girlfriend…”
Dick: “What? Oh no, no, HELL NO!”
Donna: [heavy sigh] “I’m glad I nabbed that photo while they were all still blabbering…”
Tis the day to spread Robin-Christmas wishes.
(And get a little carried away.)
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays everyone!
(And remember to keep your best friends in a safe place or the “Didio who stole the New Earth canon” might make it that they never existed…